Hilarious (Sometimes Inappropriate) Things my Seven Year Old Says
Writing about the crazy, hilarious things my oldest son says is easily one of my favorite posts to write every year. He’s hilarious. He’s clever. He’s wise, and sometimes he’s just plan absurd. Since he was 4, I started documenting all of the hilarious things he says, so here’s the latest installment of the hilarious and wild things he has said this past year.
Me: “I think I’m gonna write a poetry book”
Brax: “ohh can I read them and try to solve them..” whattt?
“I’m digging to China too get his booger…”
“If you’re eating boogers, are you eating corona?”
In regards to my virtual race, “if you don’t get back to your computer first, then you don’t win??”
“This song has a feeling in it.”-‘better together’ by Luke Combs
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Brax: “Knock knock.”
Me: “Who’s there?”
Brax: :Sports.:
Me: “Sports who?”
Brax: “I want to play in every sport in the world”
“Did you ever think that when Dino became extinct, they turned into other animals. Like the brachiosaurus could be the giraffes”
Me: Suspiciously pointing out, “There’s a random car over there..”
Brax “Maybe it’s a nightmare.”
“Mom, on Tuesdays do you have to eat tacos?”
Brax: “Mom, what’s creepier? A butler or a skeleton?”
Me: “A skeleton, why would a butler be scary?”
Me: “Here are the meatballs, Brax. I know you like balls.”
Brax: “No mom, you like balls. You really like balls”
One of Braxton’s teachers and I have the same shoes and I commented one morning at drop off that we’re twins to which he responded “Just bc you have the same shoes doesn’t mean that your girlfriends”
Starting my car in the morning the “c” for coolant was showing low (it’s fine) and Braxton says “Wow your car is low on cottage cheese”
Braxton’s teacher walked in wearing the same boot that I have. Beckett says, “Mom, you have those boots!” Braxton, “It doesn’t mean that you’re twins, mom.”
I find my son hilarious and creative, so I love to share the things he has said throughout the year. As he enters into his 8th year of life, I’m sure he’ll get more wild and inappropriate with his words.
